Saturday, June 28, 2008

Chick Flick

In mood for a good chick flick? Want to make that bold step in your relationship and hold your partners hand? Want to get that warm tingly feeling?

Cut off your balls or go watch WallE

Friday, June 27, 2008

Walmart CEO for President?

So in the movie WallE there is a company called Big N Large which is essentially a walmart and it becomes so popular that people decide to vote the ceo of BNL as president of the US.

Why the h%** would anybody vote the CEO of walmart to become president..? running a country isn't a business transaction... thats why in the movie the earth falls apart and becomes a mass waste land. Im thinking too much for this movie...

ok no the truth is it got good ratings... and it wasn't even that good so i got tricked and thats why im kind of erked.

Water Man

Freak'n I can't seem to wake up at a decent time these days... woke up at 954 today only because the water delivery man rang the doorbell and made dori go nuts. I love starting my morning with the dog going crazy while im trying to frantically look sane to open the door and only to find its the water delivery guy and i have to carry those oversized canteens into the kitchen... for some reason if u try and lift heavy things 30 secs after you wake up they feel like really heavy things. So not a good start for the day...

more to come?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Lights Camera Guts!

Dude.... Rambo is the sickest movie ever.... ok iono about ever but its really sick... its like non stop explosions blood guts guns knives bombs. If its in a war then its in the movie. Once again about Rambo who has nothing to live for until this one girl comes and asks him for a favor and blah blah blah but ultimately her group and her gets captured and check it out...

The head pastor of the church hires freak'n mercinaries to go in and save them... i don' think pnan would hire mercinaries to save me from china if i got captured in the chinese mountains on a medical missions trip but thats besides the point.

So Rambo busts in the freak'n rips out this dudes throat with his bare hands... performs a RickO stomach attack with his knife (abdominal puncture with a side swipe to create and exit wound umm pretty much the size of ur entire waist) and just goes nuts.

I say good action thriller tiny bit of romance (like i say a mans gota have something worth fighting for) bombs guns knives blood killing chase scenes all the works. Not for min or other squemish squimers.


P.S. If your head pastor can hire mercinaries for you then you must be giving a lot of offering

P.S.S. What if there is a new field of missions called Mercinary Missionary where their job is to go on missions for people who went on missions... o snap....

Monday, June 23, 2008

Master Spy

So taking full advantage of my awesome birthday gift, special forces spy training, i've been tracking and keeping tabs on my new blog. So far everything was normal regular hits of 5 people. Thank you my loyal fans i know who you are... literally (including myself)





anyways i've been tracking my blog and i get all sorts of cool information like what connections speeds, isp's *internet service provider, ip addresses, return visits blah blah blah just stuff that i'd be interested in cus im a nerd w/ the sugar coating on the inside :)





June 23, 2008 1153 eastern time i found how some very interesting news... I am looking through my stuff and there is a section for referral hits such as people linking through facebook. On the list is a very particular unfamilar referral i have never come across before... take a look for yourself

that sneaky little man jasno....

i immediately tracked him down and found out that this man was bored out of his mind at work and ran across my BLOG!!!

W/O EVEN ASKING VIOLATING EVERY UNWRITTEN LAW HE LINKED MY BLOG ON HIS WORDPRESS. NOW, LIKE A VIRUS, HES BRINGING IN ALL SORTS OF SCUM OF THE CYBER WORLD INTO MY PRECIOUS BLOG. 3 PEOPLE to be exact.

I never asked for free advertisement.

jasno this post is for you...

"if you build it they will come" - Field of Dreams

i live by it...

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Blue Hole

Here are 2 clips of my cool buddies doing tricks off of a big rock.

Alex Paik

Follow Through: 7
Form: 8
Cool Factor: 8

Sam Lee

Follow Through: 1
Form: 3
Cool Factor: TANG!!!! "its a kick in the mouth"

Play Ball!

PLAY BALL!!! did they say that on friday at the baseball game? I don't remember...

washington national vs texas rangers up to the top of the 9th inning the score was 3 -3 and only 2 HR's from both teams. That was the definition of baseball (boring) BUT when u got wads of cash to spend on $4.50 bottle sodas or $4.00 Nat Dogs or even better $7.50 on a beer how can it be boring?

Next time we should sit on the side to try and catch more foul balls cus there were more pop flies then a street popcorn stand that night.

Street Smarts

So the only thing that was freak'n awesome was when we rode the metro i told the people around me

"O! we gota get off here its pentagon."

so min gets up with the QUICKNESS and gets off the metro while some of the guys just lag along. Then Leslie is like

"we don't get off here we get off at pentagon not PENTAGON CITY"

totally faked me out and by the time we turn aronud min is nowhere in sight and the grim reaper calls...

"doors now closing. *ding"

lol we panic for a bit no joke but good thing Min has crazy street smarts. She def didn't panic and just got back on the yellow line metro rail which WE were transfering onto as well and we just met up again and didn't lose anytime and just gained more trust.

It was actually better that she didn't stay on cus we gained something so much greater for the price of nothing.