Wake Up Call

My mom called me this morning and woke me up to ask me for the at&t account # like i had it memorized in my head. I said i don't know it i have to look it up and so shes like tell me it when u wake up and find it. So like a good son i just got up and found it called back and shes like....

man i woke you up for no reason i just had the other sandwich lady call and just ask and got it all figured out w/o the account #....

w-o-w

i can taste my morning breath.